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Ant and the Grasshopper

Original Story:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away. Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
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Indian Version:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant’s a fool and laughs dances plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, Aajtak, India Today, ABP, CNN , Asianet show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant’s house

Medha Patkar 👹 goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .

Mayawati states this as ‘injustice’ done on Minorities.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper

CPM / CPI immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Railways allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the ‘Grasshopper Rath’.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ‘Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act'[POTAGA] , with effect from the beginning of the winter..

Education ministry makes ‘Special Reservation’ for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions in Government Services.

The Ant is fined 🤐🤕for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it’s home is confiscated by Government
and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV, BBC, Aajtak,India Today, ABP,CNN.

Arundhati Roy 😈calls it ‘A Triumph of Justice’.

Kejri, Lalu, Mamta, Pappu, Mayawati, Barkha 👹👺😈 calls it ‘Socialistic Justice’.

CPM/CPI calls it ‘Revolutionary Resurgence of Downtrodden’

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Many years later…

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley ,

100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India ,

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As a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the grasshoppers, India is still a developing country…!!

P.S.: I have no idea whose creative mind this has come out from, but this piece is awesome. Your comments and sharing with other groups would be appreciated

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